Going to Joburg…NOT.

At the beginning of the year my older sister moved to Jo’burg, so one of my friends and I have been waiting patiently for over a month for the 26^th of May 2011 to show its face. Jo’burg here we come! Each of us managed to save over R3000 for the 4 days we planned on spending there.

Last boarding call for flight MN108. Cape Town to Jo’burg. Taking off at 8PM on the 26^th of May 2011.

Instead of flapping my boarding pass in the air shouting: “We’re here!”. I was in the hospital recovering from my emergency surgery I had on Wednesday. My doctor refused to let me go.

I’m not going to explain in detail what happened and how, because I want to go to bed and rest. Most of you anyways know about my tummy aches and blah blah blah. Thanks for all the good luck and get well messages. It really made me feel better and more relaxed. When I see all of you guys again, and I’m all healed up, I’ll show you my scars. Hehe ;)

Something funny my doctor told me… He said after my surgery they woke me up before taking me back to my room (they have to make sure you wake up from your anesthetics before you go back to sleep again), I then opened my eyes, lifted my head and asked: “What the f@ck is going on here?” and went back to sleep. He said they couldn’t help but laugh.

I’m glad to report that we rescheduled our trip and will be leaving for Jo’burg on the 9^th of June. Yay!

Our greatest strengths are our greatest weaknesses.

I really don’t feel like writing these two blog posts, I just want to get into bed and rest up but ja.

I think this is a very obvious statement, especially when you are very passionate about something. You will not always know when to let go. Here is just a short example of how I think your strengths can also be a weakness.

One of your greatest strengths is to work with people, you are extremely good at it and love forming and building on new found relationships. You are always the centre of attention and everybody’s eyes start to shimmer when you open your mouth. Suddenly you find yourself all alone in a cold room. Lonely, with no one to talk to, no one to interact with or tell your silly stories to.

Weakness? Yeah definitely, I think you will go CrAzzzY.

Top ten things to do when bored.

This is my top ten things to do when I’m bored (and I don’t consider Tech work as doing something when I am bored):

·         Watch TV J

·         Eat!!!! (Sushi)

·         Go visit a friend

·         Grab a drink or to with a friend or two

·         Go visit my boyfriend J

·         Go SHOPPPPPING!! (Dragging my mom along so she can pay for everything.)

·         Take my doggyJ for his walkieJ, or on a strip to the sea.

·         Facebook/Twitter (Same option, because I do both on my phone)

·         Go PARRRTY. (Not that we have much time left to do so.)

·         Taking photos of absolutely anything, just because I can.

Top ten things for my mom to do when she’s bored.

·         Bother me

·         Tell me I should do my Tech work

·         Tell me to tidy my room

·         Ask me to help her with something…normally something totally unnecessary

·         Ask met o do the dishes

·         Ask me to vacuum the house for a change

·         Ask me to make us something to eat

·         Always be up in my business, asking me where I am going or what I am doing.

·         Helping me with anything, because she loves meJ

·         Taking care of me…ALWAYS. (Not just when she is bored) J

I am only joking, I love my mommy. She never ever bothers me or shunts me around hehe ;)

Feel free to add anything what you like to do when you are bored.

Try a cliché.

·         “What goes around comes around.” This is a definite cliché.

·         “Meng jou met die semels, dan vreet die varke jou.”

·         “Wat jy saai sal jy maai/You will reap what you sow.”

All of these basically have the same meaning…Your actions have consequences, good or bad. 

All of these have got another thing in common; they are all cliché’s. Used very much too often.

Lastly, all these statements are definitely true.

Why I don’t want to have children…EVER!!

I’m skipping the part where you are pregnant for nine months, have mood swings, pick up a hell of a lot of weight, eat like a pig and THEN… GIVE BIRTH!!!! Some people say giving birth is one of the most beautiful things in the world. Well, I think the people that said that must have been drunk and that giving birth is suuuper eeu. Not the part of brining life into the world, but the real giving birth part…you know.

I’m also skipping the part where children cost you a lot of money. The toys and nappies, clothes, food, education, more clothes and food, a car, more money and and and. Until you die, this will never EVER stop. NEVER!

The real reason why I am not too fond of children is because of the, MOM, I want it!!! The running around and the screaming. The snotty noses and the way they pull their bratty faces. They take your freedom and everything else too!!

In one word, they ANNOY me!

I don't want to sit with something like this, ever!

Feelings follow behaviour

I think this is a very obvious statement. You feel happy, so you behave in a certain way by smiling, being friendly towards people etc. You are sad, thus you cry or don’t say much.

The class of #smed11 feels like they are put under a lot of pressure, they feel stressed and feel like they can’t keep their heads above water. Therefore they PROCRASTINATE!!

Note: This behaviour is probably the wrong root to take, because then the #smed11 class will be under more stress later. I propose that we get to work.

Paws for a Cause

Okay, so the dog bark’s a lot. He drives everybody crazy and keeps them awake at all hours of the night. So the solution to your problem is to pour boiled water (straight from the f-ing kettle) onto the dog’s back? ARE YOU FFFF-ING CRAZY!!!!!

Firstly, do you think that will work? And secondly, I will find you and pour boiled water onto your back and then see if that make’s you shut up!! Sickooo!

Really, some people are just stupid idiots, and I don’t mean they are dumb and don’t know the answer to 73+49. I mean they are dumb ass people with no purpose in life except to f-up everybody and everything around them. Basically they steal perfectly good air.

Please, if you see an animal in danger or distress, take action. DON’T turn your back and pretend you didn’t see anything. Animals don’t owe us anything, we owe the world to them.

Thanks!

It is better to practice a little than talk a lot.

I get it. You don’t say much, but when you do, everybody listens. They tilt their heads, prick up their ears and hold their breath to listen to the rare and important words that flow out of your mouth.

Yeah, sometimes we need to listen some more and talk a bit less. But damn girl, when you don’t say enough you might just bore me to death. Then again, if you keep on babbling like that, I would rather let you say nothing at all.